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Our Top 4: Tips To Surviving Your Lads Holiday

Our Top 4: Tips To Surviving Your Lads Holiday

Posted by Abbi Webster on

Summer's here boys, which means only one thing - lads on tour! Yes we are aware that not all lads holidays are a scene straight out of The Inbetweeners, but for the sake of this post, they are exactly the kind of lads holiday we are referring to.

So basically, matching vests are a must and getting laid is the only goal you have in mind. Whether you're worried about budgeting or need to know how to navigate sandy sex, our top 4 tips have you covered.

1. Budget like a pro

Yeah you probably managed to get a week's bed & breakfast package for buttons, but with all the holiday extras, everything still adds up. Here's how to budget:

2. Booze, booze, booze, lads, lads, lads

Beers with breakfast, drinking games over lunch and so drunk you can't see by the time you head out, sound familiar? Hangovers on this type of holiday are inevitable, but we can all agree that the less time spent spewing outside the club you've just been refused entry to, the better. Here's how to avoid the common spew-fest:

3. Don't be a sheep

Just because your mates are planning on getting matching camels tattooed on their toes, doesn't mean you have to if you don't want to. Though saying no may be awkward to start with, with practice it gets much easier - our top trick is to say it with equal parts humour and confidence.

4. Sun, sea, and casual sex

Whether that extra large pack of condoms you packed will see the (glimly lit) light of a strangers hotel room or not, you should always prep themselves for casual sex abroad. 


[Feature image by: Metro]



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